pink vs. blue

Have you ever realized how often men speak and don't really comprehend the words coming out of their mouths? And then, they are surprised or angry at you when you are expecting them to know what they said and they have no recollection of it? Example:
Girl: Are you still going to help with VBS next week?
Boy: What VBS? Am I supposed to help?
Girl: Yesterday you said you would. You said, "I could definitely do that"
Boy: I never said that. Do I need to? What would I do?
Girl: Last week, when you originally agreed to help (yesterday was just a reminder check-in) you said you'd guide a group of kids.
Boy: Really? I don't remember that.

AAAAHHHHHHHH

Phone call:
Girl: Hi. Still want to hang out tonight?
Boy: Didn't know we were going to.
Girl: YEsterday you asked if I wanted to watch a movie tonight.
Boy: Really? I don't remember that...........
and so on....

Or, the "I really don't hear anything you have said in the last week" conversation:

Girl: Do you want the extra ticket to the game tomorrow?
Boy: I don't know...I'll get back to you. Is it a leftover one?
Girl: Yes. I need to know soon if you want it or not.
Boy: I wish you had asked sooner. I have to figure this out.
Girl: I did ask sooner. I asked last week and I asked yesterday.
Boy: I didn't know that you had an extra ticket available then.
Girl: Why would I ask if there wasn't an extra ticket? I believe I said, "I have an extra ticket, do you want it?"
Boy: I don't remember that.

Seriously, either he has serious memory issues and needs neurological help, or I speak VERY PINK and he speaks VERY BLUE and somehow we both need to learn to speak Purple.